The Relativist: If you are drinking out the glass, it is half empty. If you are filling it up, it's half full. If you are contemplating the existential nature of the glass and the volume of liquid therein, you have had too much to drink already.
New Virtual Shackles Challenge: See how long you can watch Jack Buser talk about Playstation Home in the video below before closing the tab in disgust.
Nightmare mode: Watch the whole thing.